Santa Claus
Posted on Sunday, January 10th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
The Santa Clause Factory May have to close its doors after 90 years. It can not get insurance for its facilities. The shield's defense missiles has been canceled and the Iranian president threatened to "blow the Christmas card. Unfortunately, "Christmas is here, where everything starts, make toys for 10 months during the year for the big day, and we are also subcontracted to Hanukkah and now this means that December is a month of big business. "
As you may recall last year Santa Claus LLC beat both FED EX and UPS shipping and handling for Chanukah contract, worth 310 million million euros and covers about 8.5% of children worldwide. FED EX lost the bid by a dispute with the IRS to the contractor "independent" or employees diffusion (this case was overturned, but Santa Corp. has the contract. As you know Santa's elves and deer are employees of the firm's real rain. UPS has not complied with the contract because the union would not work day without overtime pay triple.
Both the prices of UPS and Fed Ex have been raised, and both have shown log some losses larger companies last year. "It was a difficult year for us too," Mrs. Claus, said controller and official juror;
"The business premiums this year, none of us have made, and we can our work without insurance." Former company AIG insurance was under government surveillance, and the seller Geiko Gecko do not come here to talk to us, "It's too cold up there for me," and therefore uninsured. "
All this because of unresolved diplomatic talks of nuclear weapons and uranium enrichment facility, so Santa has to collect the enriched uranium and deliver him to Russia, which can be stored and used only for peaceful generation of energy nuclear, but IAEA, said he can not find, and Iran continues to make threats. Meanwhile, the Obama administration would not return because Mrs. Claus Phone Call Obama was doing an interview on the talk show to promote his polls slipping.
There will be no Christmas this year.
Lance Winslow is a retired Founder of a Nationwide Franchise Chain, and now runs the Online Think Tank. Lance Winslow believes in Santa Corp.
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